Probably nothing

The odds of buying ANY security at a moment in time and never seeing the price trade one cent lower from there are VIRTUALLY ZERO. So, for the few of you who seek to set up in their own mind the prediction after anyone's execution that you "suspect that they will be able to

All three of these match my optimistic take. I sure hope so.

Sometimes it feels like the richest and most powerful men in the country have been replaced by aliens who are impersonating them.

Great Q&A ... asked and answered ... I don't need to be involved.

"Nomorrah?" - this is some of my best work today. I can't help but ring the bell myself.

A man called his physician and exclaimed, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking!” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

I just have to acknowledge that we haven't come very far at all. My name changes the way things are perceived by too many people. Pretty sad for my kids and theirs and so on.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange? Orange Who? Orange you gonna be glad when we enter the banana zone?

Urgent News 🚨🚨 Josh Mandell says, "I DO HAVE A TIME MACHINE AND WE ARE GOING TO BE ABOVE 97k BY YESTERDAY'S CLOSE!"

For some reason April 1st has been a bad luck day for me in the past so I am doing no trades. I am just trying to chill and joke, consuming gummies at a relatively high hash rate.

One of the nations in the BRICS Will pull away from them one day As the last four letters keep buying gold The first shall strike a path so bold We buy bitcoin around the clock Whether coin or fund or corporate stock And then the RICS will realize That we are selling gold in size

Kermit the Frog, an avid fan of Bitcoin, was asked to say a few words about OTC supply and the effect it's had on the charts

Free markets are the backbone of capitalism. Over the long run, free markets have set rates, prices, margins, and this has proved successful for our economy compared to Totalitarian states which try to set up controls on price or factors which determine prices. Some will try

I was going to post a joke about time traveling but you guys didn't like it.

Rapeet is a small village in India The Ganges River is found in India The Taj Mahal is found in India Now, quick don't look back (up) and tell me what is the name of the village?

Age isn't even a number. It's a word. 444 is a number

In the trading pits, hand signals are used to communicate thousands of transactions per day. The most basic is "BUY" (palm facing the broker) and "Sell" (palm facing away from broker). Fingers and other gestures indicate size, etc. The image below clearly shows President

Nothing's going to decouple this train!

The Guitar Center down the street from me is giving away free guitars, NO STRINGS ATTACHED.