Now do Fartcoin

You make the dems seem like such good people, like not shifting the burden of our poor budgeting onto the next generation and stuff like that.

And $MSTR rallied to close above $400 sans ATM! Just when I was about to get out, he pulls me back in! Don't hurt me again. Hug me, don't rug me.

Le Phong selling $MSTR to buy STRF?

I bought my ex a new broom, just for local transportation.

You really don't know the value of the security you own if they can just amend terms one or more.

STRD will pay dividends consistently until one day when the outstanding balance balloons in one huge dump and then they will "temporarily suspend dividends" just like Nixon temporarily suspended the gold backing of the dollar. And nobody on the Board will own any of it.

Preston Pysh Kurt Bauerle At some point, valuation models might conclude that as long as there is ANY value in MSTR, STRK, or STRF, the implication is that STRF is as risk-free guaranteed a cash flow as ever existed because ALL of the Bitcoin supports it once the converts have converted. Theoretically

Ladies and Gentlemen: I have an announcement to make. There will be announcements about new announcements.

Why is there no Walmart emoji?

On Wednesday from 8am to 9am, Tim will be releasing the latest winning Scrabble plays from Saul Epstein. Announcing the Epstein Tiles.

Wow Modem! Look at that After-Hours trade. We got 'em Dan Hillery! I picked up another 10,000 shares!

I would like to buy an Island and name it Mulligan's Island. Bad trade? Do over! Bad shot? Reload! Bad breath? You get matched with another bad breather. I do make the rules

Was it Schindler's Island and the Epstein List?

I do not understand the naming conventions here. I mean, "What would "Darth Stinkywink" connote?

Don't get me started on the name Ghislaine! It's like someone told her to stay in her own lane and she replied, "What, Ghislaine?"

They say that Mussolini made the trains run on time. Today nothing stops this train. Is Lyn Alden a modern Mussolini?

I am the absolute biggest fan of Lyn Alden. I have often wondered if she even saw my edgier posts, like the one where I posted a pretty good likeness of her holding up the tip of a marijuana plant in a grow room, "Nothing tops this strain." She didn't block me. One

This whole movement around the Big Beautiful Bill is beginning to feel like a Big Beautiful Bowel Movement. Praying for a clean wipe.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.