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MY OFFICIAL SPORT DRINK REVIEW ⚡️ Sport Drink

"I'm not your wife" Brutal

Sadly, this movie (and the one before it) wasn’t good. What could’ve been a tight, two-hour film was dragged out into two bloated parts totaling nearly five hours It's ironic a movie about an evil AI algorithm feels like ChatGPT wrote it The airplane scene was incredible, but

Why Sport Drink? Because each sip you take is an arrow fired into the heart of Big Gatorade. Let's kill the elites who poisoned us, together. Also it's good for you.

How will Trump ever recover from this?

We need to find this guy and hire him

This was in Nickelodeon magazine in 2003

No one in the history of mankind has ever had this body type

Grey was never fashionable. It was part of a demoralization campaign designed to make you feel claustrophobic and sad. It’s sterile—the opposite of what natural colors and materials evoke. We are meant to feel connected to nature; those in power don’t want that. But propaganda

My arch nemesis (aside from Gatorade) in my town is a one-legged crackhead on a bicycle We frequently exchange death threats The only solution would be a duel, which most would deem unfair The problem will remain unresolved for both of our lives Here's how this can help with

Do you guys mind if I stay hydrated?

On December 8, 1980, Mark David Chapman killed John Lennon. Around the same time, Gatorade began its rise to power. Years later, the founders of Sport Drink were born.   Coincidence? No. We've never believed in coincidence. Only our mission. And ours began the moment we tasted

Out here making deals

Many people are saying

This one move can make you cry and pee uncontrollably like a champion. Your body is 70% water—that’s too much water. You need to gua sha the sacred trench between your anals and peepee. It’s the only way to evacuate pee fear and drain the excess water. Modern science won’t tell

I like boomers now

communism

You can't save everyone

This is actually a good review

so true Written by Fishy Animated by Wormwood