#AppleWatch is about to be the first lie detector watch. Couples watch out. They are coming for your relationships! #AppleEvent

Y’all forget this is Trump’s America. So anything can be the truth! #SuperBowlLlll Champions!!!! I knew this was y’alls year!! #whodat

I’m not as concerned about who is on Khloé side and who is on Jordyn Woods side, I’m more worried about which side of @RealTristan13 ‘s armchair I should sit on so that everyone is clear about my position with this matter

#buttobeclear #imteamkhloe #andmostly #teamtrue

A full #coronavirus mood J.K. Rowling

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

Attn Extraterrestrials: Now is the time to show yourself. If you have been scared to show yourself based on how the public will respond, I get it. But honestly, you wouldn’t be the strangest thing to happen in 2020. So like Carpe Diem and let’s talk spaceships and music.

Honest question: who is going as @MikePenceFly___ on Mike Pence head for #Halloween this year? #VicePresidentialDebate #VPDebate2020

I want Caitlin Clark to win solely for continued record viewership of the sport but also Geaux Tigers #lplg

Happy Friday, New York! What’s shaking?

LFG New York Rangers!

#yankees have a cuter roster than the #dodgers - I said what I said. Don’t even get me started on combined Networth either. #WorldSeries2024

Like this if you got money on this game #YankeesDodgers #yankee

It was so fun getting to write this piece for @inmannews Real estate agents all over the… instagram.com/p/BWsaSNRBPcR/

Thanks TODAY and Rheana Murray ! Check out the latest housing trend - ranch houses! x.com/triplemintnyc/…

It’s the season for giving, so everyone feel free to give to my @venmo account. Joshua Z Weinstein-juneau. #tryingtoinvestin #bitcoin Bitcoin #FridayFeeling

There is nothing more suspicious than an empty seat on a packed train car. To sit or not to sit? what do y’all know about this seat that I don’t? #mtaproblems

I have to say, I’m rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles but the one thing the New England Patriots did right by was that cheek contour on their mascot! #SuperBowl2018 #yasskween #GoEagles

Real question: Did a catholic person start Whole30® ? It is straight up just a shorter version of all the things people give up for #Lent .

I really hope 2018 is the year the Dakotas resolve their issues. #goodbyenorthandsouth #hellogreatdakota #SundayRant