Earth to noel listen up rkid I hear your doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol now that's the BeZarist thing you've done yet I forgive you now let's get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about the drinks are on me LG x

First day of my twenties and not liking the feeling of being old, fucks sake

Hate people chatting shit behind my back

Pissed off don't cover it

11 hour shift tomorrow, lucky me 😅😅

Everyone called Jeremy gets sacked eventually

And so, Jury Service begins, god help me

Day 4 of Jury service over with, first case closed

Guy walks into the loo's at spoons, farts loud as fuck, and proceeds to shout "I think there's a fuckin' duck in't toilet!"

Trust there to be a heatwave the moment I step out of the UK. Still, I'm not complaining, Sicily will do me just fine👊🏻

Can't wait for ynot

Wishing I was back in a field on a 4 day bender

Safe to say the weekend catching up with me #festivalblues

"Ain't it weird that the man who releases clay pigeons is always called Paul" 😂

Missed planet earth last night, bit pissed off

Rubbish on near enough every table in a near empty maccies in Stockport, McDonald's, cmon, sort it out

So yeah, this just happened

The fact that Abbie🦋 has only just figured out how to use nail clippers will never cease to amaze me, cmon gal catch up a tad