cheeseburgers floating gently around your kitchen is a lot like what pet goldfish experience when you feed them

The first guy to grow a mustache definitely thought he was turning into a walrus

Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me, he's in my driveway, so I have 6-8 months to live

"Billionaire Mindset: Coffee can boost the brain's ability to store long-term memories." Another great reason to drink it.

Flashback Fridays though.

Manchester United have only won 1 of the last 8 competitive games Tom Cleverley has started.

#BodaCourage

I'm not preparing to go around my challenges, I'm preparing to go through them!

NBT's at 7:30am, not how I want to start my saturday...

I heard tomorrow ain't promised today.

*writes P3 exam* *No friendly letter* *Dies*

Hypocritical living.

When all your friends are going to "the bush" but your parents won't let you go. Because you're white.

This was the first Seahawks loss by more than 7 points since Week 9 in 2011. #SEAvsSD

if you're productive on a Sunday then you have problems

Mistakes are inevitable, its what you do to fix them that will define you.