The #PerfectPhoneCall is coming from inside the house!

#speakingmoistly was the name of my high school ska band

We're all going to need at least +3 silvered weapons before we can ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD

I wonder if Graeme Wood does the same level of “research” for his other The Atlantic articles as he did for his piece about Walt Disney World (an alternative for which could be “Walt Disney World, or, How I Spent 10,000 Words Saying Nothing)

Americans: “How many debates are there? Oh...no...” #Debates2020

So would Vice President JD Vance Pence assume President Donald J. Trump Trump’s tee times?

#thefly #VPDebates

Bart: “Awww...they were about to show a close-up of the fly!” #thefly

This is the saddest concession speech ever

Really need a Jaime Lannister right about now...

We did it, Joe Biden.

President Bartlet to Governor Richie: "They're playing my song."

Breaking news! Kagan simply called Ford Motor Company “Ford” without defining it, yet no one has been reported to be confused! #appellatetwitter #legalwriting

Holy crap this piece by The Paranoid Style is amazing. One of the best pieces of music journalism I've read in years (full disclosure, I'm a Gen-X Eagles fan): theringer.com/music/2021/5/5… via The Ringer

Lady Gaga is the best.

#WeOwnThisCity from David Simon and team, based on the book by Justin Fenton is, without hyperbole, the finest thing to grace the small screen in *years*. An astounding work. A modern masterpiece.

Got a question about #investing? Ask me now as I play some #StardewValley on #BMONXTLVL at twitch.tv/BMO_NXTLVL.

My coolest stats during A Blink in Time Season of #MARVELSNAP! marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/sh…

My coolest stats during The Celestial's Finest Season of #MARVELSNAP! marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/sh…

My coolest stats during The Amazing Spider-Season of #MARVELSNAP! marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/sh…