Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

The squirrels around my house have privacy concerns apparently

Colorado light show! #9NEWS

I haven’t had an 8pm curfew since...

You know what democracy looks like in Canada? A card is sent to my house to tell me I've been automatically registered to vote, and that the poll is within walking distance. I forget to bring the card but can vote anyway. It takes 3 minutes. You're looking at voter suppression.

I can’t believe that anyone was attempting a dry January in the first place

I can order any kind of food I want from my phone on the couch and it will appear at my doorstep in 30 minutes, but sure, magic isn’t real.

There's an incredible story behind what actually happened with $GME. The Big Short 2.

35 years old and still waiting for the flunking out of college dream to stop occurring

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How has no one made a Schrutebuck crypto altcoin yet?

Catcha

Need a snowmobile to get around the streets of Denver right now

Colorado has no shortage of scenery

Every year, hundreds of college-age performers spend months perfecting a single routine. They don’t do it for a college or for any money (in fact, they pay to play). Their goal is simple: Perfection. Chris Almeida went in deep on the world of drum corps. nytimes.com/2024/08/21/sty…

It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!