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A year ago I was serving lobster and crabs to people in a restaurant, today I’m eating crabs and lobster on a Disney set. Making moves

"SOUL STANDING BY" 2020 Official Trailer | Short Thriller Noir youtu.be/dVYKFNHpbBU via YouTube

I just wanna feel anything

One More Time by Daft Punk was released 20 years ago (November 13, 2000)

The toes you step on to get to the top are attached to the asses you’re gonna have to kiss on the way down.

I miss these nights

I love how top ramen hacks are even too extravagant for me. Bro I got two eggs and some old ass ramen who has broth and spices?

It’s 2022. Coachella line up, Future is headlining. We listen to Mask Off on repeat for 3 days.

And with Vice President Kamala Harris casting the crucial tie-breaking vote, at 5:30am after 14 hours of debate, the Senate has passed a $1.9 trillion budget for COVID relief. Georgia voters made this possible.

when daft punk wrote "something about us" they knew in 20 years I was gonna need it

Woke up next to Lady Gaga...Oreos in my bed. How much did I drink last night? #ValentinesDay

Any time a friend recommends their therapist it’s like... I’ve seen their work. Not for me.

MUTANT VAMPIRES FROM THE PLANET NEPTUNE- Meet the actors - Alex Onda youtu.be/YsuLffsU4pc via YouTube

Hey Instagram/Pinterest, not all of us were born with a silver spoon. Stop suggesting air fryer recipes, an oven will do just fine. #iworkformymoney #waitingformytaxreturn

Ted Cruz's dog prefers its previous owner.

Can we all reach across the isle, come together as one, and stop this $9 a beer shit in airports?

Merci les robots 🤖❤️

Well it took three days, but after downloading TikTok it has become worse than my Tumblr was in 2009. I mean, I could scroll it in public but then the general public would think I’m way too into goth chicks. #saveme

Man I am homesick as shit lately