I hope Tim Meadows is having a good day

Back in Chicago

Colin Kaepernick funds second autopsy for Delta State student found hanging from tree. tmz.me/PNhKQLh

I am transcending into pure joy during the Weird Al set

No one understands how much this meant to me

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross” Sinclair Lewis, 1935

bro i’m literally so tired of hearing about that damn cracker!!!!!

Dude at the airport bar talking about his sobriety with a plastic cup of wine in his hand

Insanely American to have a President that doesn’t know how to read

Why

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Hoping for the rapture so I don’t have to comb through my work emails

Someone stop me I’m thinking about redownloading tinder

My sons gonna love Steely Dan

The rapture did actually happen today it’s just that no one’s worthy

I genuinely believe most modern Christians would not get into heaven (if it wasn’t made up) and are actually some of the worst people on earth

Possessed by the dancing spirit of Taylor Swift