Actually watched boxing for the first time. Jaime Munguia. I just stood up and applauded you. Maybe I can finally leave team sports behind.✌️

PFTHAHAHAHAHA THE MAPLE LEAFS THOUGHT.😭😭😭

But MJama22 will say no one cares…

What am I cooking?

Yeah… maybe Messi wasn’t “MLS Washed” yet. It’s scary hours for MLS records…

Inter Miami adding Di Maria to this team? Holee shit…

This is the whore that “didn’t agree with Messi”. Must be because he’s a serial loser. Hate him so much.

Messi graces us weekly with his ginormous dong. I love him so much.🥺

No but seriously, surely Ter Goebbels won’t see the end of his contract. I’m on my knees. Tell me June 30, 2028 won’t be the last time that rat plays for my club. I’d trade three Real Madrid trebles from 2024/25 to 2026/27 for him to leave my club asap. I need this.

Because a gladiator in the ROMAN COLOSSEUM (which is still standing as a historical site by the way) is akin to “Dragon Ball Z”. But a fake ass story about fornication is elite.😭😭😭😭

Which line of dialogue did an actor knock out of the park?

No no. Show me Ethan Hawke scenes from [Insert a Sunrise].😭😭😭😭

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Vegas in 7. It’s over. Fuck.😭 We can’t beat these guys. WE CAN’T BEAT THIS MOTHER FUCKING TEAM.

Oilers in 5. I will be there.

Canucks it is. I will love them to try these Hamas-type hockey games. We might just cook them. Nasty ass hockey team.