Every place I visit I wind up in a different version of Ridgewood, Queens

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love.

I’m so glad I’m alive

I’m gatekeeping a really cool word

a few, small beers

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen

The Young Pope was brilliant, in that it was an elaborate delivery device for one of the most beautiful scenes ever aired on television:

{Doesn’t know what cocaine is} my friends sure love the smell of that toilet

I am very beautiful and I can write a sentence. Many of you cannot say the same. I am also an idiot and a loser. This is where we find common ground.

just got a tiered rejection! they said it was worse than all the other submissions

i'm applying a marxist lens to the world and you all would be absolutely shocked at what i'm seeing

More like Love takes smiles!!!!!!!!!!! open.spotify.com/track/2zf1izCO…

*paws at you* Can I have a cigarette? *paws at you* Can I have a cigarette? *paws at you* Can I have a cigarette? *paws at you* Can I have a cigarette? *paws at you* Can I have a cigarette? *paws at you* Can I have a cigarette?

teared up seeing this

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Sponge that bob Big that guy Pants ok Dream about me

🧠 Think like Godard 🚬 Smoke like Truffaut 💏 Love like Rohmer ❓Mystery like Rivette 💩 Dumbass like Moullet

One must meditate upon facing the enemy every day...

They should introduce lar gibbons to Central Park. Just let them walk around/brachiate. It’s not like they’re rude or anything. They’d spread a lot of joy!