I do just think the journos writing mean pieces about Southgate could look pretty silly in a few days, given England have a pretty plausible route to the Euros final. Lots of the current think-pieces could become collector's items.

Lovely article in Chortle Comedy about our Rishi Sunak Musical! chortle.co.uk/news/2024/06/2… On for one week only, 2nd to 6th July WaterlooEast Theatre 💙 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Theatre - Get your tickets now!

Are we beyond satire now? In this piece I argue we are beyond "beyond satire" and must now enjoy our brain-melting post-dystopian hellscape. Give it a read and do come see Rishi Sunak's Doing A Musical! next Tues-Sat! chortle.co.uk/correspondents…

"I'm gonna stop the boats In my technicolor coat!" Come watch Rishi Sunak's Doing A Musical! from tomorrow at 7:30pm WaterlooEast Theatre 💙 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 - you won't be disappointed! 💃👔🎶

What a truly lovely bit of audience feedback here! Do come along and watch Rishi Sunak's Doing A Musical! if you get the chance - running till Saturday at WaterlooEast Theatre 💙 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 !

Production Shots for 'Rishi Sunak's Doing a Musical!' - final performance tonight WaterlooEast Theatre 💙 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Get your tickets now! waterlooeast.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh… 📷 Photos by Rio Redwood-Sawyerr

I've been so touched by all the support from friends, family and strangers for this show - a bonkers six-week project that flew solely by the seat of its pants. This lovely review caps off a wonderful show week - so grateful for all💞

This has aged satisfyingly well. Collector's items! #Southgate #NEDENG #Euro24

Am hearing that the England defeat may be divine retribution after God learnt many churches had cancelled their evening services in light of the match. A harrowing indictment of our godless society if true.

Labour could literally win a landslide majority by promising a law that train drivers have to slow down when there's horses. I'm sick of having to beg the conductor.

Deeply confusing that the Tories spent the whole election saying Labour would raise taxes by £2000, and now they're getting all upset that Labour are thinking about raising taxes. You manifested it Rishi! Own it 💗

I swear ABC News are actually turning Trump's mic ON when he interrupts? Have they built the mute switch upside down? #Debate2024

We hear a lot about small boats and channel crossings - in this post I explain why they're not a threat to the UK. open.substack.com/pub/upstartjoe… #ukpolitics #immigration #refugeeswelcome