Drinking something hot while wearing eyeglasses is such a silly experience. 🙂‍↔️

Why do you want to catch me when I’m vulnerable, Delilah?

If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights.

I’m this old

parents respect you more when they don’t see you often

🥁 Unveiling our #NLLXVI home kit- EL TRAMPOSO! A timeless art piece built for those who outsmart the system, bend the rules and break the limits. In proud collaboration with Peak Shots Photography, AVARC sports & Dnlavy Visuals by 🎥 Peak Shots Photography #El_Tramposo #kitakuteganisa

Academic writing is too much work, reintroduce duelling to settle arguments

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just heard my exes side of the story and i was funny asf for that

In my working life.. i have seen salos… unbelievable salos… sooo let no one lie to you

Stuff just be working out. Faith of a mustard seed.

Re-reading your own work

Starship launches again next month

Who do you think sang Radioactive, Enemy and Believer ?

on twitter there are 3 types of people... the tweeters.... the reposters..... and the observers.... we all live in harmony

Cake just has nice PR but I would prefer jackfruit on my wedding .

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like

We’re fine. We have good jobs. Heal 🤍.