Take your age, Subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago. #MindBlown

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Success is like pregnancy, Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and you're upset about it? here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

«Todo parece imposible hasta que se hace» Nelson Mandela

I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch, So now I have 100.

@copa_premiergdl Gambeteros.F.C Jose Paniagua hoy se juega contra un equipo liderado por un Ex-depor que no la hizo en chivas.!Vamos naranja

Trascendió que Neiman Marcus anunciará mañana el cierre de sus almacenes, por ya no poder acompletar pa la nómina. Órale!

Real men like curves; Only dogs like bones. #Truth

—Oye Pitbul, llamaron de la disquera ¿no quieres hacer un dueto con... —¡SI SI SI AHUEVO, YO LE ENTRO!

Movie nights en la soledad de mi hogar #envidiaoque?

Yo en luis miguel y tu enamorando viejas conquistas José Manuel Medrano