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What he said

I will not be taking any further questions at this time.

I guess this is my life now ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Honestly. What is happening?

If Jess Bilcock had Twitter (and could read) she'd know how proud I am of her ❤️

Football is a sport which the English invented, you play 11 against 11 and Real Madrid always win

Foolish of me to try and visit a park today. This is surely what Liz would have wanted

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Y'all made me Google Adam Levine. I hope you're happy

So long, crypto. Thanks for the memories.

If any violent crimes happen in my area today, please, remember I've been on hold with HM Revenue & Customs for 59 minutes now and I can't be held responsible for my own actions.

I'm crying

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Is it just me or is Tom DeLonge becoming Bill Murray?

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