I was allowed near Adam Liaw and Paul Iskov Fervor for an ENTIRE DAY eating their heavenly food while they were forced to eat mine. The final of my 3 eps airs tomorrow night. All I remember is shouting "I have lost my egg!!". Tune in to see if I ever found it! #sbsthecookup

Go watch Past Lives in the cinema. Like, run there right now. I think it finishes this week. It was so beautiful and understated and I really felt like I had never seen this story told before and SHIT did I cry, at least go for a cleanse

Everything else is down. I've slunk back here, hi

Did a delightfully unsafe thing and invited 20 friends round to blind taste test 34 varieties of cheese chips. This is THE CHIP QUEST. Choose your fighter.

Went full goblin last night. Here's the wrap up of our chip quest taste test party. 34 bags of cheese chips. THERE WAS A PLOT TWIST, we repeated 2 of the chips throughout the night to see how reliable the raters were, then docked their scores accordingly. FOR SCIENCE!!!!!

Partner says this is cursed and unhinged, but I believe I am a food pioneer. A banana is a hot dog shape. Peanut butter is delicious!!! Follow for more shit food tips!!!

The Zoo (music venue) is closing in Brisbane and this feels so big. An indie music institution. I played my first gig there. I've seen so many great, and weird, and fun acts on that stage. Live music is REALLY GOING THROUGH IT ATM.

American politics

Can the democratic party tell him he can be Emeritus President

It's like the US doesn't know that you can change your leader whenever u don't vibe with them *stares in Australian*

I'm becoming a print media news girly because this US coverage is already unbearable and there is going to be so much more of it for the next 4+ years and just the sound of either of them saying anything is absolutely sending me

Radiohead shared my work in an insta story and I missed it because I was on holiday and I'LL NEVER RELAX AGAIN 😭😭😭

I feel too old for whatever is happening in the opening ceremony rn

IS THAT CELINE UNDER THE ARMOUR

Is Serena gonna chunder on the torch, she looks seasiiiiick

MY GIRL IS BACK. QUEEN CELINE

The bathroom in my hotel is carpeted 😭

LinkedIn must be stopped. Just saw somebody describe me as a choirpreneur 😭

The Governor pinned a medal to my chest today?????????????????? What is happening

Heading to BlueSky and managed to snag Astrid Jorgensen.bsky.social 🫡