“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked the troll that lives under the bridge and you didn’t answer any of his riddles and now you have to die

Pretty :)

Buzzcut season

It’s going down

Exceptional lighting, subpar bathroom

Today was a quest. So many challenges set before me that I overcame with strength and determination. They are knighting me later too for the trouble

I’m wearing my Magdalena Bay hat and you’re laughing?? Death and Romance is no joking matter

The Midwest urge to dip it in ranch

WOULD YOU RATHER BE WALTZING OR MARCHING?

Spotify can’t do much right but I do appreciate this button

“Suggested for you” well stop. I don’t know these people and they don’t know me, it’s obvious you don’t know me like that. You don’t know me well enough to be suggesting anything to me, punk ass algorithm

Being an unmarried, childless shitposter when a tweet goes viral feels like this

I’d get married during the apocalypse. That’s like the most romantic thing I can think of. Love persists, etc

The concept of singing Cocteau Twins at karaoke night

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