wtf they added an amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that says I’ve gotta leave work early and crush 100 beers over the 4th of July weekend with my absolute boys

Boss: we need to stay focused at work before the holiday My honest reaction:

Management has decided to reward you with the freedom of leaving work 10 minutes early to get a head start on your holiday weekend

Hate to sound like a boomer but back in college this was a normal weekend activity. 10-15 years later something like this is so rare it goes viral. It really might be these damn phones

Rugs for NY transplants living in Miami with 3 other roommates

“Come in!” has a 100% deterrent rate

“which I already don’t like”

How does a screenshot of my own tweet go viral but mine doesn’t 😂 I hate this app man

LinkedIn

The masculine urge to yell AYOO THIS DUDE TAKING A SHIT when you see a coworker in the stall

Stolen valor

GET HIM IN CONGRESS IMMEDIATELY

IT support when you ask for support

They should hand these out after interviews. Imagine the rush if this is how you found out you got the job

How does this add value to the shareholders?

Wait until this guy finds out about the Notes app

Jesus christ you guys can’t do anything