Hmm yeah I wonder why. What could possibly explain why this strange disorder is surging? I wonder if maybe disabled people have been warning everyone about this exact outcome since 2020? Can’t be sure. I guess we’ll never ever know. A mystery.

Brother I don’t know how many times I have left in me to repost this image over another news headline

Sorry I didn’t text you back I don’t talk to people on Sunday or Mondays

"Dr. Oz will work closely with RFK Jr to take on the illness industrial complex" this is unbelievably fucking terrible, no one deserves this

i hold extremist political views such as "people should have their basic needs met" and "war crimes are bad" and "we should not accelerate the apocalypse for the profits of a few oil companies"

feeding your friends cat when they’re out of town feels like hanging with a guy you never hang out with alone and you’re not really sure what to talk about without your mutual friend there. so ummm you like wet food? that’s cool that’s cool

To me, one of the best lessons we could learn from David Lynch is to stop demanding explanations of every piece of art from the artist who made it and instead let the art talk and decide what it means individually to you. What a richer way to experience the world.

david lynch is dead so everyone else has GOT TO GET MORE EARNEST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOING EVERYTHING IRONICALLY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

the thing with lynch is that while people talk big about his works being super cryptic, theres usually a scene where he straight up tells you the meaning of it all.

Vampire weekend sounds good as fuck on the northeast regional Amtrak

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

This is the natural result of decades of underfunding education and refusing to combat misinformation.

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

you guys gotta stop tweeting and go talk to your coworkers

Adding: Stop telling yourself that the people who are still masking/responding adaptively to the present pandemic are doing it because it’s easy for them, while it would be hard for you. It isn’t easy for anyone. Some of us are just doing it anyway.