Clouds are clouds.

Remember kids. Always check the weather AT LEAST 3 hours before going outside.

Not too cloudy today. That's unfortunate.

#Neptune is pretty damn amazing. They even taught me how to scuba dive. And I survived. Lee Allen was obviously a n00b.

Inappropriate case theories: Andy Allen planned the whole thing. Jokes. Totally appropriate.

Roses are blue Violets are blue LOL I live in the ocean

what really happened to Lee Allen s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhance…

I spy a spider. Hate spiders. Probably as much as @RiverTran hates water.

In case you were wondering, the human life is now worth $10k. Though it may have dropped in this economy.

How Hayden Hathaway and Reggie Rodgers really checked the weather 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00okvZ… ...was I not supposed to tell? #sorrynotsorry

If Lee was even half the troll Lee Allen is, no wonder he died. #neptunenotliable

Doing everything I can to keep the damn snow clouds from invading my neighborhood. An oceanographer is almost like a wizard, Harry.

#endoftheworldconfessions I killed Lee Allen

Merryyyy Christmasssss~~~~

Haven't tweeted in a while. Glad to see Lee Allen hasn't left. Nothing better to do underwater buddy?

new drinking game guys: go scuba diving and take a shot for every 33 ft you submerge...double martini's law

I LOVE Lee Allen ALL OF A SUDDEN! YEAH