Jordan Laubaugh (@jordanlaubaugh) 's Twitter Profile
Jordan Laubaugh

@jordanlaubaugh

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calendar_today07-12-2009 15:39:09

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“After returning to the United States from three years as our ambassador in Tokyo, I was keen to speak to undergraduates at West Point and Annapolis, our two oldest military academies. I’d committed to both before accepting invitations from any other institutions, believing

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Marie Antoinette: Let them eat cake! Trump: No toys, kids don’t need toys, or pencils, they have too many pencils, hundreds of pencils some of these kids, too many dolls. Trump enthusiasts: GENIUS! 500 BILLION D CHESS OMGOMGOMG!!!! apple.news/AjDhBiNX6QiS7K…

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Yuzu is one of those things where every time I have it I vow to start having it all the time but then I just don’t really follow that up with any concrete actions so I don’t have Yuzu all that much.

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On an unrelated topic. Wasabi is one of those things that I tell myself I’m going to put less of it in next time so I don’t explode my face but then I don’t do that either and just put way too much in.

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Dear young people, allow me to fill this void by encouraging you to get into IT. The future will be more technical, not less, and rumors of its demise as a rewarding career have been exaggerated.

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I think a live action drama series about Jesus could actually be a pretty interesting show. Get a Sheridan (Yellowstone), or Newman (Narcos), or Gilligan (Breaking Bad) to do it. Probably true of most religious icons tbh, except Buddha, for obvious reasons.

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Had a friend inside HBO at the time and apparently the entire 'Max' branding was one powerful exec who thought it would be a great idea contra every single piece of internal research. Just one singular guy on a power trip.

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Honestly, having trouble getting through the new RUSS album. Every song is so fucking good I can’t ever let it go to the next! Who do we talk to to have him headline Rolling Loud Thailand this year? open.spotify.com/album/1gFQ6dGF…