This is how you apologize for making someone feel uncomfortable. You take responsibility and you say sorry. You don't blame the victim.

So excited for our first NM United game! #SomosUnidos

Mental note: baths are better in the dark. With candles. And #bathandbodyworks bubble bath.

We are approximately halfway through a road trip to San Antonio and I am reminded why I hate night drives.

My husband loves me so much he sang A Whole New World with me in the car at 3am. #ilovehim

Verdict on the Lion King: Mufasa's death made me cry and Seth Rogen and billy eichner's rendition of Be Our Guest made me last so hard I cried. #icryateverything

Trump speaks on: Al Sharpton: conman Elijah Cummings: racist Ilhan Omar: racist Maxine Waters: low IQ John Lewis: all talk Obama: Kenyan black countries: shitholes black athletes: SOBs Black tenants: unwelcome Black workers: lazy Central Park 5: guilty Nazis: very fine people

Sometimes I need to remind myself of this.

Baby Silva coming May 2020! Super excited for this next adventure with my best friend.

Pregnancy is telling your husband that he needs to eat in another room because his salad dressing smells bad.

Sometimes I like to do weird shit like hiss at my husband. When he gets weirded out, I just claim it's pregnancy hormones and he automatically is totally okay with it. #pregnancymakesmeweirdbutnotthatweird

Pregnancy: When you'd rather have mall food court pizza instead of a steak dinner.

I love online shopping. I just bought Victor's Christmas presents while sitting in my underwear and he's five feet away from me right now.

My husband let me wake him up at 5am and got out of bed to give me the Tums after I couldn't reach them because short and pregnant. I love him ❤️❤️❤️

Decided I need to invest in stock for the numbing medications they use at the dentist. I definitely help keep them in business.

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Hi David! You seem to be struggling to make your fictional European friend sound authentic. Try something a *real* European might say, like 'we don't have armed school guards,' 'we don't sell kids assault rifles' or, more simply, 'don't use me to argue for more guns, Dave.'