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Jordan

@jordanhmccloud_

girl mama 👧🏽👼🏽👶🏽 • wife to @jamieknowsnada • scorpio ☼, taurus ☽, sagittarius⇡ • starbucks cold brew til I die • 🌻

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calendar_today08-03-2011 04:36:00

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My cousin’s ex blew up on tik tok in 2020 and I swear I’m not being a hater but he’s almost 45 and all he does is lip sink and dance like the kids do. Maybe it’s just bc I know him personally but I’ve never gotten an ick so hard in my life.

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I have 2 kids and one dog. I’m not done having babies. I want at least one more. The opportunity has been presented to get a second dog. I don’t know what to do. I lost my soul dog last year and been thinking about another since! Do it or wait a little longer?

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My toxic trait is I’ll buy another Stanley, no matter how many I have, if it’s even a little on sale. Girl math, I’m actually making money 🤷🏽‍♀️

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just learned from my therapist that being raised by emotionally immature parents means you’re treated like an adult when it’s convenient for them, but a child if you go against what they’re wanting