Yeah, these folks for sure don’t look terrorized. Thanks media

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TONIGHT! 𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐬 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐫 Actor, writer, and standup comedian Jordan Carlos headlines The Bell House! Hosted by Olivia and featuring special guests Joyelle N Johnson and @ShebaMason! 7PM Doors ∙ 7:30PM Show 🎟️: tinyurl.com/2jfuej7v

Next time I don't like what my wife is saying to me, Imma just call her an outside agitator

Friends! I am doing a live album recording on 7/3 @ 8 pm EastVille Comedy and YOU ARE INVITED! Tix here, can't wait to see you there! eastvillecomedy.com/events/jordan-…

My LIVE Album Recording is TOMORROW NIGHT EastVille Comedy at 8 pm! Tickets can be purchased here: eastvillecomedy.com/events/jordan-… Hope to see you there :)

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Oh, but it’s OK if Goldilocks comes up in their crib housing all the porridge?

Tonight Punchline ComedyClub in Atlanta!! punchline.com/f1-sections/?t…

DC! Headlining DC Comedy Loft and Bier Baron Tavern TONIGHT at 7:30 pm! Tix below :) dccomedyloft.com/shows/270107

Bringing back my Level 1 Sitcom Writing class! The class will run 10 weeks straight on Tuesdays from 7-9 pm EST, beginning Feb 4th. We will meet on Zoom, so feel free to apply from anywhere! LINK TO APPLY: docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtOJQ…

Tomorrow night is the first iteration of my new comedy show, HUMP, a standup + sex chit chat mashup. Show is at Sound Mind Center in DUMBO, 7 doors/ 7:30 show. Tix here: tixr.com/groups/soundmi…

Second installation of HUMPD comedy is happening this coming Wednesday, 5/21 @ Sound Mind Center in DUMBO! 7 pm doors, 7:30 pm show, tix below! Ft. James Tom, Sureni Weerasekera, Liza Treyger, Olivia Levine and amy Northrup! tixr.com/groups/soundmi…

Gavin Newsom The only reason for him to do that is if he is planning on doing something really bad. I’ve seen he’s also putting the fences up around the White House again.

HUMPD tomorrow Night! AWESOME LINEUP + our special guest is a trauma informed domme/witch! Tix below, fam! tixr.com/groups/soundmi…

HUMPD!!! Sex and comedy and comedy and sex 8/20 @ 7 PM The Second City NYC. Tix: secondcityus.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/insta…

My book on choreplay drops on Valentine’s Day. NGL this felt special instagram.com/reel/DNO5ePIS7…

You: looking for a comedy show in BK tonight. Me:

I actually met Charlie Kirk in 2015 at Politicon. We did not agree on a lot of things but we also had a good discussion. I believe ultimately his ideas should be fought with ideas, not bullets. This is disgusting.