She lowkey saved the world. An architect that’s bad at math is risky asf.

There is no rock bottom, things can always get worse 😂😂

Being alive must feel so good for people with disposable income

Beyoncé’s first white daughter

“You can’t understand the “Brat” girls without understanding the girl who did it for real, lived through it, and came out the other side in one piece" - Paper Magazine about Demi Lovato

shake it out by florence and the machine

AI companies are literally being kept afloat by cheating students

Listen sometimes you show up late or the line for popcorn is long. Let the 20 mins stay!

she has a masters degree in tallfishing. idk how she does it

Between the Sydney Sweeney thing and the stomp-clap discourse it feels like White Heritage Month in here

I got the job!! (intimacy coordinator at lockheed martin)

Beloved you have an academy award

dont ask me no stupid fucking question

DO NOT DO THIS I DESPERATELY NEED THAT BUFFER TIME!!!!!!!!!!

i be runnin around the house on a fly’s ass with raid like it killed my husband

Not him getting the munchies

Reminder that Katy Perry is a terrible person and there’s a CA law named after her because she ripped off so many old people in real estate transactions.

we’re finally getting a live action Courage the Cowardly Dog

wake up ed sheeran and rupert grint toxic yaoi just dropped

Starkilla, ms60, Fineshyt, and FREE THE YOUTH all hit me like a commercial jet she’ll never miss she’ll always prosper