No parliamentary investigation into Lady Starmer clothing No 10 confirm. Not surprising seeing as they were voluntarily declared.

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person

If Trump didn’t want to be called a “threat to Democracy” he shouldn’t have attempted a coup.

Quite. This is clearly the right thing to do to stop the decline of Oxford Street.

EXCLUSIVE: Guardian Media Group is in exclusive talks to sell The Observer, the world’s oldest Sunday newspaper, to Tortoise Media, a news start-up founded five years ago, in a deal which would further reshape the British national newspaper market. Full story on Sky News soon.

The reboot should explore the gritty, seedy underbelly of Balamory

BREAKING: Glasgow will host the Commonwealth Games in 2026. hellorayo.co.uk/clyde/ayrshire…

Did he?!

Dominic Cummings accusing Starmer of playing bad politics sets a high bar for self-awareness

With these headlines a whole load of Gen Z are finding out what pagers are for the first time I feel.

Cole and Ella keep us inspired to make the world a better place. I do it through storytelling. Kamala Harris has spent her entire career working for the people, ALL families. That keeps you pretty humble.

JFC I thought this was an Onion headline.

I grew up in a working class family but I became middle class when I bought a reduced Cornetto from Waitrose

Wow this guy should commission a new series of Sherlock Holmes cos I think he might be onto something…

I grew up working class, but became a member of the aristocracy during a school trip to Chatsworth House.

TBF, Keir Starmer is paid £167k Sue Gray is paid £170k. The BBC publishes Chris Mason's salary, which is £50k+ more than each of them.

hey man, am i good to bring my buddy Senior Labour Source to the pub later? he's a total sociopath and he will 100% brief against you in The Times but he's actually pretty sound once you get to know him

Can we just all agree that new Coldplay song sounds like something that would have been in #Eurovision 2004 for the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.