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It's a life goal to hear @Irishshowgirl call out another showgirl with: "Category is...? Cheeeese Dip!"

Overheard with John Petrus at the St. Louis airport: "Too early for alcohol. I ain't drinkin' unless I'm dancin'."

Mornin, D'Moyn instagram.com/p/BHuEkqLgIPMb…

Terrifying premise for rural horror genre film: Ghost Bees

I don't think I'm sooooo smart, I just think I know MORE

They're getting in our business #iowavatar instagram.com/p/BK_FlxjBtmqz…

Thursday instagram.com/p/BMFxJdkB-kBQ…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/BNQoGJChba2a…

One mustn't travel without one's invisibility cloak… instagram.com/p/BOSZdRjhyaRq…

Captive audience instagram.com/p/BOdLUDlB2pdK…

Back on the prairie instagram.com/p/BOlKxPGB_GWY…

I know Hope and George will agree with this. x.com/jontheiss/stat…

Tonight I went thru an old box and found my first-ever press… instagram.com/p/BPeOb4jB332A…

"I like a political fight ... but are we going to get to some decisions, or just keep fighting?" Chris Matthews #ThisIsWhoWeAre

Watching Chris Matthews like Hallie Jackson got that glam lighting

POOR PEOPLE: we would like healthcare too GOP: well well well, look who could afford to go to applebee's last april! nice try, moneybags

PEPSI: We made the biggest PR blunder of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer.

if u put a parental advisory warning on any picture of ruth bader ginsburg it immediately becomes a hard ass mixtape cover lmao

Here’s to the ladies that consult the syllabus instagram.com/p/BfxEDaig1VcR…