This is is real fame from Alien: Earth

threw up in my mouth a little bit lol, please god no

ERIC ANDRE: “Stop weaponizing antisemitism, not in my name!”

i would s*** a btch for this man tew

ME AND SEXYY RED HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!!!!!! ALEXA PLAY ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYY 💋💋💋💋

birthday tattoo appointment secured

just turned 30, so naturally, i’m going to a dubstep show because that’s what adults do

ur literally watching men in skin tight clothes run into each other and land in piles on top of each other... what is the argument here??

more like fag fagot Gal Gadot

I really grew up thinking there was some kind of global consensus that genocide was bad.

if someone can get me LA ethel cain tix, I will do anything

idk why but I have had chemicals react by aly and aj stuck in my head the entire day so far.

french toast sticks are better than sex or drugs or anything else ever

here I was trying to be a good boy this weekend, but I can’t say no to guest list!

watching p0rn on full phone volume and when I paused it for a sec, heard nail clippers right outside my window. some neighbors are too freaky.

GET TO THE CLUB AT 2AM I’M GONNA BANG LOADS OF MEN

wait so who’s going to the twilight saga in theaters again with me???