My cellular provider is down today, but have a different supplier for internet. I haven't been this confined to my home since March 2020. #rogersoutage #rogersdown

Marine Biologist. Architect. Sales Trainer. linkedin.com/pulse/marine-b… via LinkedIn

What are the most boring categories/types of companies within tech? What sort of tech would you NOT want to sell because you couldn't see yourself having discussions with prospects about the subject matter. #sales #selling

Enjoy the leap I make from my new vinyl addiction to a sales learning. linkedin.com/pulse/what-do-… #salestraining #salesenablement #salestips

You said or wrote something funny to a prospect which was relevant - but their reception can also become their perception (should I trademark that?). bit.ly/3PwvYkp #Sales #sellingcontent

Referrals are a simple way to generate pipeline. SO...who can intro me to their CRO?

Listen, I'll be at SaaStr, where you can book me for a braindate where I help you write a joke - that gets prospects' attention. Help me, help you. SaaStr Annual saastrannual.braindate.com/topics/87415/?… #braindate #SaastrAnnual

be funny, make money. LIVE! TODAY! lu.ma/salesfeedlive

A jokewriting tip for salespeople. Together, let's take a boring adjective and find ways to make it pop. linkedin.com/pulse/collabor…

Reveal yourself!!! linkedin.com/pulse/my-new-l… via LinkedIn

Anyone else having trouble accessing Linkedin or has an entire platform finally taken action against my jokes?

This is probably the most anyone’s ever spent to stage a dad joke.

LinkedIn’s down. This is my methadone.

Anyone else’s LinkedIn app not working up to snuff? My messages hang after they’re sent, names of people who liked my post are displayed vertically, and it crashes a lot. Help!

Loads of SDRs used tp engage with my #linkedin content. Since the algo change, only fellow middle-agers do, reach has plummeted, while useless posts (selfies, motivation) crush. Middle-aged connections say they're experiencing the same. Does Linkedin's algo have an age-bias?

A #growthhack, y'all. I do live to give.

"I don't often reply unless I can tell the email is full-send custom, followed by quick punchy content." - CRO (co valued @ $800m) This quote was left in my comments. The part to focus on... "I can tell the email is full-send custom" This is your buyer's mental spam filter.

"They think it's easy to do 10 or 15 minutes (of stand-up) about your boring company. I don't know anyone here, I don't know how it works". Hey David Spade: outsource me to write you some jokes they'll appreciate. I'll make you shine like the cubic zirconia that you are.