Young, straight, single guys - instead of turning into incels, embracing the alt-right, or listening to toxic, masculine podcasters, you should do what I used to do: get drunk and listen to Elliott Smith. It's much healthier for you.

I'm hosting #GoodCleanFun on WDIY 88.1 FM tonight, 8-11 pm ET. The best new & old #indie & #alternative, including new music from #Radiohead, #Deftones, #Blankenberge, #Spanaway, #ChimesofBayonets, etc. Listen on 88.1 FM in the Lehigh Valley or anywhere at wdiy.org

Trump spent his life trying to be the biggest douche possible, and he more than achieved that goal.

LMAO that #SCHUMERSHUTOWN is misspelled, because of course it is. Where exactly is Shutown?

I'm hosting #GoodCleanFun on WDIY 88.1 FM tonight, 8-11 pm ET. The best new & old #indie & #alternative, including new music from #Rocket, #NationofLanguage, #Radiohead, #Deftones, #Blankenberge, etc. Listen on 88.1 FM in the Lehigh Valley or anywhere at wdiy.org

For my latest Shop Press post, I looked at the health and environmental hazards of carburetor cleaner. I doubt carb cleaner could be considered more dangerous than brake cleaner, but taking appropriate safety precautions is still a must. #carbcleaner shoppress.dormanproducts.com/carburetor-cle…

Aaron Nola pitched 2 innings, and they yanked him for Ranger Suarez. LOL. #Phillies #ringthebell

I actually felt bad last night for Clayton Kershaw being forced to pitch two garbage-time innings in relief when he clearly didn't have his best stuff. Kind of embarrassing to make him do that. #Phillies #RingTheBell

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For my latest Shop Press post, I wrote about one of the greatest public radio shows of all time, NPR's Car Talk. Here’s hoping it will live on in some form for years to come. #ShopPress #blog #cars #auto #automotive #mechanic #cartalk #publicradio #npr shoppress.dormanproducts.com/ode-to-car-tal…

For Shop Press, I wrote about the 1950s trend of Dagmar bumpers on cars. Is this the only car part that was ever named after an actress? #ShopPress #blog #cars #car #automobile #auto #automotive #dagmarbumpers #automotivedesign shoppress.dormanproducts.com/dagmar-bumpers/

For Shop Press, I wrote about the car subculture of SLABs. You may not be familiar with it, but it’s an integral part of Houston’s car and hip-hop culture. #ShopPress #blog #cars #car #automobile #auto #automotive #SLAB shoppress.dormanproducts.com/slabs-cars/

For Shop Press, I wrote about the one part that became the symbol of the Edsel’s failure. Read “Symbol of a Stumble: Edsel’s ‘Horse Collar’ Grille.” #ShopPress #blog #cars #car #automobile #auto #automotive #Ford #Edsel #FordEdsel #horsecollargrille shoppress.dormanproducts.com/edsel-horse-co…

For Shop Press, I wrote about GM’s “Mistake of ’58” and their chromemobiles. Find out what happens when chrome goes too far. #ShopPress #blog #cars #car #automobile #auto #automotive #GM #chromemobiles #chrome #Oldsmobile #Buick #Cadillac #Chevrolet shoppress.dormanproducts.com/gm-mistake-of-…

For my latest Shop Press post, I wrote about the history of the “This Car Climbed Mt. Washington” bumper sticker. These ubiquitous stickers have a longer history than most people may think. #ShopPress #blog #cars #car #auto #MtWashington #bumpersticker shoppress.dormanproducts.com/mount-washingt…

Did you hear about the writer who had part of his large intestine removed? He has a semi-colon now. #dadjokes

I wanna start a Radiohead tribute band that only plays jazz covers of their songs, called ... Jazzhead? IDK, still working on the name.