Oh aye!

My kids have done well on the tombola. Ffs

Boiler room is just top of the pops for people who take ketamine.

French exited two staff parties tonight. In bed before 11. Holiday tomorrow. I think I have absolutely championed Christmas.

90% of walkers seen today were in black. Looks great but very hard for #mountainrescue to find you if you have a problem. One solution is to pop a cheap high vis vest in your rucksack for emergencies (or you could ask for a new brightly coloured jacket for Christmas 🎁😀) Zac

Ok, I’m going to go bankrupt.

I was carrying a bouquet of flowers up to my flat and one of my neighbours gave me a little smile as if to say ’good work’ as if it were for either Mother’s Day present or a girlfriend. These flowers were bought for me by me. No one else will buy me flowers and I like them. 💐

Romeo and Juliet is Baz Luhrmann’s only watchable film.

These are the flowers.

Floral updates.

New Pope, who dis?

There’s a particular circle of hell reserved for someone who eats a chippy tea on a hot tram.

Amazing doggo! 🐶

It’s not my birthday, I lied to the app. What a lovely surprise for me!

I feel absolutely sick seeing the news about Liverpool. It’s so sad.

My culture is not your costume.

I hope no one’s hurt! 😞

IDLES is short for I don’t like electric scooters.