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When you see the abbreviation MTG, what does it mean to you? What meaning first pops into your head?

I love my two gigantic idiot sons,

my favorite actress is Vale Nearby

Commander Collection: Milldawg

No I have not had dinner. Perhaps you fed a different guy

baseball coach: keep your eyes on the prize! me: [getting brained by the ball because I was looking at the friends we made along the way]

what if trees actually do scream when you cut them down but their voices are at a pitch outside the range of human perception

Hey @WotC_Matt or Jess Dunks , could you perhaps tell me what happens if I transform Invasion of Amonkhet and copy Etali, Primal Conqueror with Lazotep Convert? Do I get a (4/4) Conqueror or Sickness? And if it's Conqueror, what happens if I activate its transform ability? Thanks!

west virginia isnt even in my top 5 virginias

regular town criers: "hear ye hear ye" cowboy town criers: "haw yee haw yee"

Rav4 is short for 4 Cheese Ravioli

tired: car wheels wired: car radios

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Doubtfire

OK people, let's get to work! Johnson, keep shitting those pants! Nelson, great job on that pants-shitting report last week! Luciano, did you finish shitting those pants from the Finkelson account? Durkins, Selensky, get a move on! These pants ain't gonna shit themselves, people!