There are two kinds of people in this world...Those who zero out their inbox every evening, and future serial killers.

I’m at the age where your fancy car does nothing to impress me, but if you have stripes in your lawn, I’m more jealous than I’m proud to admit.

Money amplifies everything it touches. It makes bad things worse and good things better. It doesn’t change anyone. It simply reveals and magnifies what’s already there.

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside. He probably just assumes that’s how it works.

. Hilton Hotels - “We aren’t offering maid service, airport shuttle, or hot breakfast for Covid safety purposes.” Me - “Really? Because you charged me full price, so it feels like you’re just trying to profit off the situation.”

My haikus start well But they finish randomly Refrigerator

7 years ago today, Lucy Hale instantly doubled my credibility to teenagers 😂

Next time you watch speedwalking on TV just imagine them saying, “Gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop…” over and over.

Tell me you have a fixed mindset without telling me you have a fixed mindset. 🤦‍♂️

Something I’ve been wrestling with lately. I’d love to know your thoughts.

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog starting to throw up.

Yesterday was 5/9. Or, as most guys refer to it… just under 6 feet.

If watching “Cops” while growing up has taught me anything, it’s to stay away from people with blurry faces. They are TROUBLE.

In my 20s I had to learn to own things. My decisions control my life. In my 30s, I’ve had to learn to let go of things. Other peoples actions/decisions are not mine to own (or worry about).

I knew parenting little kids would be hard, but no one warned me how often you have to get up when you just got comfortable.

There are about 5 things that soccer needs to change before I could ever be an actual fan. Getting rid of ties would be a good start. 🤦‍♂️

My mom has created a really cool (365 day) chronological Bible study. If reading and understanding scripture is part of your 2023 goals, this is a great way to do it. Sign up today at MyDailyBriefing.org and start getting a daily email reading tomorrow!

I understand why some parents boast about their kids’ accomplishments. It’s only natural. But, I’m realizing the biggest parenting flex is the ability to say “My kids are well rested, free from anxiety, eat real food, and get to play for hours outside each day.”

Lord, may my family’s dinner table often be full and our calendar often have capacity.

Just some thoughts this morning. PLEASE don’t hear this as judgemental if you decide a different route is what’s best for your kids. The most important thing is to recognize that parents know what’s best for THEIR kids.