Roy Keane has now officially become everything he once hated. An ex pro who can’t get a managers job trying to criticise a successful manager, while working as a pundit. The games gone...

Shout out to the old dear on Tipping Point who just answered ‘Willie Carson’ to the question ‘What snooker player won 7 World Championship titles’ 👏👏👏 🎱 🐎

Not sure which is the biggest pain in the bollix; COVID-19 Or Trying to sign Jason Sancho Can they both fuck off?

How long did that Liverpool gloat last? 20 minutes?

Ruben Loftus-Cheek earns £150k a week? Who’s his agent? King Midas? That’s nearly as shocking as Jack Wheelchair claiming he’s been fully fit for the last year! Sweet 🐑

Shout out to Tony Holohan for officially introducing the scarf to 2020 🧣 Goodbye Summer. It was emotional. #winteriscoming

Fuck off

It’s Lee Trundle’s birthday today. You remember him. Unconventional.

This has to be the worst referee I’ve ever seen. It just blows for every contact

Only we could be a goal down here. By far the better team

Went for swim earlier, fantastic feeling in d cold water

Good to see David Moyes back and well

Level 4+ - you can’t do anything unless you’re regarded as ‘elite’ then you’re grand ... 🤦

Announcement at 9pm after top secret Government meeting to confirm all the information I’ve got off Twitter in the last two hours #ratsout #leakrepublic

Super finish 👏👏👏

‘Depleted’ Liverpool 🙄

Does the heart good to see a genuine fat bastard in Akinfenwa at 38 still able to lead the line for 84 minutes for Wycombe against Watford tonight in against all these ripped athletes much younger than him. Take a bow son. Be like Jimmy Keaveney getting a run out for Dublin now.

I find in these moments that nobody wants to talk about Bielsa ball