Carved his bat out of a tree downed by lightning, showed up in the majors with it as a 48-year-old rookie and just started launching bombs with that fucker. Broke it, took a fat kid’s janky bat, crushed a 500-foot pennant winner with that. The GOAT. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com

Hindsight being 20/20 and all, we probably should’ve spoken up about his behavior.

Looks like Cinemax is coming in half unscrambled. Big moment for junior high boys everywhere. Good luck, gentlemen ...

Myles Garrett watching Aaron Donald swing 2 helmets instead of just 1

Best thing CFB has going for it, and it’s not close. Just awesome.

Rest In Peace First Sergeant. Love you Granddaddy.

Charles III has been so moved by Edwin Diaz he will be replacing “God Save The Queen” with “Narco” by Blasterjaxx.

Faithful listeners to BryanHanksShow may remember our last meal segment a while back. I’d like to amend my last meal. Because this Chicken Caesar Salad is just hitting all the right notes, just an absolutely dynamic player in the lunch/dinner game.

Let’s go Falcs! 7 days until the #FreedomClassic Two incredible events in two great cities for the USAFA! Heck of a way to start the 2023 campaign.

Maris got the honor of hanging out with America’s team Air Force Baseball the incomparable Kaz and my guys Trayden Tamiya Matthew Thompson (somebody tag the rest of the Seniors!)

In other news Maris aced her audition as the next PA voice of the Wood Ducks with Grandpa Bryan Hanks

Sawyer Hawks makes it look too easy for Air Force Baseball

Slammin’ Sammy K Sam Kulasingam is the “two time, two time” MW Player of the Year. BOMBason Jay Thomason leads the MW in long flies. Trayden Tamiya is a human highlight reel at 2nd. This Air Force Baseball team is special. Never count out America’s Team.

The new Vernon Park Truck Stop project is kicking into HIGH gear. The buyouts of all the lot lizards have been finalized and we have settled the last licensing issue to screen The Notebook, apparently Gosling was holding out for a bigger payday. Stay tuned!

Just wanted to quell any concerns about potential unlawful behavior at the Vernon Park Truck Stop. We will be fully staffing a 24 hour security team, that will be sent to proper training programs at the national level. Safety is our first point of concern.

Also for anyone believing this to be a hoax. I can assure you that it is not, Jon Dawson offered me the opportunity to sit down and have an interview regarding these plans. My team has been working on this for years and we are dedicated to making this a success.

Surround your kid with Heroes and one day they can become one as well! Thank you for keeping us safe. Air Force Baseball Kaz Trayden Tamiya Aerik Joe Jay Thomason Sam Kulasingam (tag the rest of our Seniors) #AmericasTeam #TW20

Gonna enjoy my five minutes a few hours too late. Appreciate you guys and the show Pat McAfee

Panthers getting 6.5 at home versus the Chargers is either a gross oversight on the oddsmakers part or a glaring indictment of the Chargers offensive capabilities.

Was feeling pretty confident the season couldn’t get any worse, *Derrick Brown’s season ends with a meniscus injury*. Footballs God’s are just shitting all over the Panthers and the fan base. For the love of God bench the fucking starters (except Bryce Young).