.Fred Guttenberg: Last year, we invited every member of Congress to walk through the Parkland school where my daughter was shot. It is still an untouched crime scene. The blood is there, the DNA is there. The coursework was still on the desks as if the kids had just walked away

Penge's bid sadly unsuccessful this time

England have shown that winning tournaments is too easy. This restriction on who can be manager is just raising the difficulty to a fitting level. Good work, lads.

This is the correct song to sing

Funny way to describe a tour

Yannick Bolasie x Kickback #Barclaysmen 🫡

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

The British public voting for Ant and Dec as best TV presenters 23 years in a row is the perfect illustration of how much this country lacks imagination.

I've never seen this done with a convict's addresses before. Nice bit of finesse from the Norwich Evening News.

Jesus Christ.

#OnThisDay 1998: The Royle Family made its debut on BBC Two. Here's how we were all introduced to Jim, Barbara and Denise (Antony would arrive shortly for his tea, before Cheryl popped round with the catalogue, Dave rolled in with a belly full of corned beef hash and Nana rang).

Bang. #CPFC

U wot?

"It's a game. You're going to make mistakes. The referee unfortunately got on the wrong end of it today. But we like to hope it evens itself out over the course of the season. " - Eberi Eze after his disallowed freekick vs Brentford

Please do go on, Escoffier

"What's your favourite part of Back To The Future?" "I would have to say... Smegma."

You’re expecting something ridiculous & it’s so much more