@_millerethan I work at a grocery store and an old lady came through my line and I meant to say “enjoy the rest of your day” and I ended up saying “enjoy the rest of your DAYS” i felt terrible

It sucked less then. #MyTwitterAnniversary

New personal rule: I will never finish reading a script that begins with the main character’s alarm going off.

Musk renaming Twitter “X” so it’s easier to break up with. 🤣

Welcome to economy plus on a major airline. We need federal minimum sizes for airline seats.

New series Deathlands with director Jonathan Frakes sounds awesome! Dream job for a DP for sure.