Definitely the only adult in first class playing a game boy pocket today.

LFG JT

Left my house at 4:37. Was at my departure gate by 4:54. Parked, checked a bag and went through security. That’s solid!

Making a note to myself it cost $115 to fill my tank today. I love commuting 100 miles a day.

Hey AJ Dillon, several years ago I won a Green Bay Packers helmet at the game and I’d like for you to sign it. Can I drop it off at AC tap next week while I’m there then next time you’re in there you can sign it? #GoPackGo

Bought so much booze at Costco today I had to sign a form I wasn’t reselling it. #BroBash

I swear Mike Pereira never gets the challenge right.

My wife,Katie Kruse (she/her), left me home alone tonight with the leftover Halloween candy. I think I’ve had 40 pieces. 🤪

Why can’t they play 18 holes?

IU +40 isn’t looking great and it’s the 1st quarter.

Texas A&M announced an attendance of 90,000 today. Here is the stadium after half

Bought a treadmill two weeks ago. Returned it tonight then went to Chipotle.

People keep talking about inflation but Taco Bell pricing is out of control.

Go Pack Go #GPG

I’m sure this is how everyone’s sleep pattern looks like. #NewDad

Hey AJ Dillon! Our 2 month old son Rye wants to meet Trey this weekend in Door County. Let’s get the bros together.

Why are kids wearing jerseys with numbers for junior golf leagues these days? Drives me nuts.

These young athletes are incredibly skilled, but today, I impressively caught a crumb of pizza before it hit the ground. It goes to show, we’re all athletes in our own unique ways, even in the sport of snack-saving.

Website vs Reality Papa Johns