Two weeks ago I was ultra mega glammed out for the Presidents Cup reception & today I am drowning in a pile of tissues and Mucinex so if that isn’t balance then I don’t know what is.

Who trained this man?

Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.

One of the greatest things we got out of the Presidents Cup was friends. Watching them succeed never, ever gets old. Freaking congratulations, man. International team mascot to two-time champion 🏆

It me.

Okay. I know this has accidentally turned into a golf feed but look at this beauty: Three of my favourite humans in the same group 😍

Drinking water out of a wine glass for the aesthetic was a good idea up until I realized why my neighbour was giving me a weird look.

Finally buys gaming PC, immediately plays DOS games.

If this Halloween has taught me anything it’s that kids these days completely underestimate the magnificence of Nerds Ropes.

Spent Halloween watching spooky video games with nary a gasp and was just completely undone by terror due to the unexpected caress of the tail of my own costume. Goodnight.

Coming from the guy who says he doesn’t shoot. Wenny, Wenny, he’s our man!

You know you’re working at a Polish bazaar when you take a glass from a tray thinking it’s water only to find out it absolutely wasn’t water.

Let’s gooooo! Four in a row!

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

Well deserved. A world class guy. Congratulations, Captain Weir. We'll get them in Montreal 💛🖤

Let's goooooo!

Congratulations to one of the world’s best Presidents Cup partners 💛🖤 Si Woo, Si Woo, he’s our man!