It should never even be close.

Read this whole thing.

I fucking CACKLED.

Still salty she didn’t win.

Someone give her a job in the cabinet.

Come on Georgia. Y’all a bunch a bad asses over there. Get it.

My dude Hank.

I believe it’s called ‘math’.

Thank you Taylor Swift for spending 2,846 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0… Well then.

Only took an apocalyptic snowstorm to make Texans drive the speed limit. #polarvortex2021 #TexasWinterStorm2021

Give it a shot. It’s lovely.

My second favorite thing is when men message me to tell me I can avoid abortions by not getting naked with men I don’t know. I’ve had 4 abortions with my husband. For pregnancies I wanted. What part of abortion is health care do you not f*cking understand????

Never a more true statement spoken. Am I high? Did that make sense?

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