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I’m sitting here rewatching episodes The Grand Tour and realized I’ll never be on celebrity face off... and here I was looking forward to driving my Jag down to the track, getting interviewed by Jeremy Clarkson and setting a new track record in a Jaaaag 😒 dreams crushed!

Anyone else notice Alex Rodriguez is under the Nationals logo when commentating the Yankees game... just sayin

Sports without fans just look like really important practices...

Walked into the room to Dr. Jessica Griffin is staring the mirror and when asked what she was doing, say “I’m just realized, I’m adorable!” 😂😂

Conversations with a six year old... Me: and where does the power for the electricity come from? Six year old: money. Me: 🤦‍♂️ 😂😂

Fun Jon fact: my favorite music artist is (drumroll please) Sara Bareilles and I just finished her book. It’s a good read and adds meaning to a lot of her music and her (I assume). Plus, it’s good to know someone else doesn’t know what they’re doing either, thanks Sara 🙂

I hope Charles Leclerc is doing alright... that crash looked like an instant concussion

Listening to the Sky Sports F1 announcers figure out the names of the corners is quintessentially why I love British announcers! It’s the “I’ll give it a go” and then “I’ll make fun of you” banter 😂👍

Gym signs shouldn’t give all the instructions they are... they should just say « you know all the stuff you should’ve been doing all along, yea, we mean it now... and wear a mask too »

Dear world - the kids hate remote learning as much as the parents hate dealing with it, and the teachers hate trying to teach through it. In an unrelated note - when life gets hard, make a martini 🍸 you’re welcome 😉

Just so we’re all on the same page, Dr. Jessica Griffin and I went to a drag show last night and I was called Bradley Cooper... I will NEVER let anyone forget it either 😎

So, I think we all want to know, how do I get Dwayne Johnson to go to our wedding? Like do I have to send him a large rock with the invite rubber banded to it? All ideas accepted.

Jessica order 12 dresses for our five day trip to the keys... TWELVE! It’s five days! 🤦‍♂️

If you have kids that you’re trying to explain dating to, have them watch Dancing with the Birds on Netflix. You’re welcome

Did anyone else realize that Red Bull basically made a sport out of everything your mom used as an example or what not to do? Ex: if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you? 🤔 ...depends, do I wing suit, 360 degree GoPro, and a Red Bull tv special?

Happy birthday to a man I low key quote whenever I do something mildly intelligent! Jeremy Clarkson whenever you want to catch a Chelsea game, after the border opens up, let me know 😎

Jessica asked her daughter what the person she was going to marry would be like... answer: nice.

Low key, already got sweet masks, and now I’m going back to buy everything 😳

Happy international orca day, they’re my spirit animal, ask anyone… today should be a holiday 🙂

All of the hardware!!!!