#FiremanPaul Parker was just on #TheProject & confirmed he was kicked out of the RFS for his #ScottMorrison rant, saying he didn’t know he could be sacked from a volunteer job. He was the one saving properties/lives while Morrison was holidaying. #IStandWithFiremanPaul #AusPol

‘Do not deport your people and your problems’: Jacinda Ardern has unleashed on Scott Morrison in a live media conference #auspol

David Warner Watch porn on your OLED TV

Does Lordo realise Australia and the other hosts have worked out he’s a simpleton #footyclassified

Can confirm that big Inzy didn’t eat any of my food.

The only thing that gets me more excited than Eddie and Caro’s dick swinging contests is watching Lordo stutter about and stand there like a deer in headlights during “Ross the Boss” #footyclassified Matthew Lloyd

Goodwin is literally going to sit there this time tomorrow, sulking, saying what the fuck went wrong.. #youreshit

Daniel Andrews is a sensationalist (he’s not alone). Look at his own governement's data.. Over 4,500 cases for people aged under 50yo for 1 fatality. Lockdown the vulnerable, don’t lockdown the entire state and choke this economy to death you clown nazi

Man undoes tie walking down stairs.

I wonder which Crouch brother complains more about their sore thumb after handballing to the opposition all day #eaglescrows

Good god Essendon FC any danger of kicking a fucking goal?!?

That was the worst display of umpiring I have seen in a long time. Absolutely disgraceful. On a side note, I’ve had turds that’ve shown a higher degree of football intelligence than our team of shitbags #DeesLions

Get a big hairy dog up ya Kenneth Shaun Kennedy

Can Chef Miguèl take his soufflé and fuck off, I just wanna watch Le Tour #tourdefrance2020

Take your greasey mitts off my vapes Anthony Albanese

I’m available West Coast Eagles