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All I've ever been interested in from this place is having a laugh & promoting myself & my books. I'm not interested in idiots like Andrew Tate, Jeremy Clarkson, Elon Musk, Nigel Farage, Lee Andersen & Fox #UKRiots. Now, here's yesterday's song again & yes it mentions Greggs.

What I never saw coming was that the fascists themselves wouldn't know they were fascists.

Today's song. youtu.be/nuIGWBrjj24

Today's song was about the weather and whatnot.

I am interested. Do Donald Trump supporters know they are fascists? Or are they labouring under the misapprehension that fascism requires a different kind of hat?

The thing is, the majority of Americans who voted wanted a President who never acts in a presidential way. That's what he was last time. That's what he is this time. Whenever there's a point he is called upon to be presidential, he sees it as his job to defy those expectations.

I don't really bother putting songs up here any more but since this was inspired by a clip of Trump that I saw here, here's today's song. #ScrollTheMusical

Hollywood came up with so many plots involving America & Russia. In all those films, did anyone come up with the idea of America & Russia actually teaming up to bully the rest of the world? I can't think of a film where that happens. And yet, here we are...

American foreign policy has shifted to the point that if they remade Rocky IV, both boxers would just turn and punch the guy in the middle then steal his wallet.

Huge congrats to Tales on Moon Lane and Lillie McCotter from thereadingroom.org for the inaugural #WhitstableChildrensFestivalOfBooks! A great time was had by all - especially Lynda's grandson Gabriel, who loved meeting Gareth P Jones also available in Bluesky. He even got a cheeky little song!

A song for all the librarians including.... Jenny Hawke Rebecca Gediking FRSA

During #worldbookday2025 week we arranged over 300 school visits, phew!!! It was a marvellous week and we're very grateful to Gareth P Jones also available in Bluesky for this calming overview of his week: youtube.com/watch?v=M863H3…

Do you remember Twitter? At first, we were all like, Hey what? & But Why? Then we tried And we were like, Oh I get this. it's like more friends More like minds Unbound by geographical constraints And then Elon Musk bought it. And turned it into whatever the hell this is.

A poem

Because I rarely come here any more I didn't post this & it now seems a bit old but here's my song that asks the question Did JD Vance Kill the Pope?

I will return to Twitter when it is better* *I may never return.

The Ministry of Mini Musicals is preparing to spend the summer writing songs for the people! youtube.com/shorts/OeQMM_o…

My news is that next month I'm going to go play on a farm.

"Act like the thing you're doing is a thing until it is a thing and then act like you're doing the thing you're doing." Gareth P Jones Minister of Music The Ministry of Mini Musicals is coming to GLASTONBURY!