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There’s something so satisfying about the upholstered-ness of the azaleas at the Ni-no-maru lower garden right now… #azalea #azaleas

Valley of the lawn cherries #shibazakura

I love how these garlands of wisteria seem to glow from within #nishiaraidaishi

Did someone start a cheap rental loudspeaker van company in Tokyo or something? Because I don't remember the hundred candidates running for election in my neighborhood driving through the streets blaring their names all day and night before +_+

Last night, in the forest of the color-changing schmoos! #teamlab #higashitokorozawa

Last night, in the forest of the color-changing schmoos! #teamlab #higashitokorozawa

Last night, in the forest of the color-changing schmoos! #teamlab #higashitokorozawa

Last night, in the forest of the color-changing schmoos! #teamlab #higashitokorozawa

Was lying awake last night, the night b4 the election, wondering what the city council candidate posters in my ward would say to each other if they could talk. And so I made a thing.

These are the same mirrored schmoos they have at TeamLab Planets, except there are way more of them and they’re in a real forest #teamlabacornforest

Can’t resist one last glimpse of the waterfalls of wisteria at the Kameido Shrine #wisteria

At Edgewood Preserve today 😍

This sums up Kyoto's tourist complaints perfectly

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Excellent sign!

San Francisco Pride 💜💙💚💛🧡❤️🩷

I dunno, it looks more like -90% to me

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