Can't believe Jon Stewart said that both of the old candidates are old but one of them is worse and then listed many of the ways that he's worse, including some of his many crimes. I've been scromiting all morning. The bothsideism must stop.

valentine's day can be tough for some people, remember to check in on your friends who are fundamentally unloveable

Can you imagine trying to discuss art with an AI fanboy? It'd be like discussing religious faith with a brick.

Don’t lose hope just yet 🪧 #ReleaseCoyoteVsACME

I remember the old cliche about writers loving to write movies about writers. Now we live in a world where corporate money men love financing movies about heroic corporate money men.

TECH PERSON: I just invented a machine that will make all of humanity vomit themselves to death! But maybe it would be a bad idea to make it. ... Nah. If I don't make it, someone else will and then I won't get rich. ... TECH PERSON: (vomit welling up in throat) I'm so rich now!

its infuriating to know that someone this idiotic, this completely braindead, is also an existential threat to my friends & so many other people

The thing that makes the Chaya Raichik interview so horrifically compelling is that she has ruined people's lives for reasons she literally cannot articulate. We're conditioned to expect a villain monologue but she's playing Twitter like a slot machine.

Wow it must suck when … A LARGE ACCOUNT UNEXPECTEDLY POSTS A VIDEO OF YOU WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT Maybe remember that next time Chaya

How many years has it been since Congress passed a meaningful business regulation? Nothing on artificially high grocery prices, not regulating how Facebook and Google steal ad money, not even pushing back on price gouging fans at stadiums their tax dollars bought. Nothing.

it certainly appears that every company that employs people who do creative work is in a big hurry to lay off a huge percentage of those people

It's so telling how the real life characters of the Wonka Experience were so much more endearing and left such a larger impression than the crappy Ai-generated concept images. Almost like human creativity is the point of art. There's fan art for god's sake.

"Mahdi could never have lost a fair election. It is written in the Q drops." #Dune2

that’s exactly how the Lisan Al Gaib would drink a beer

At one point, the term “wokeness” referred to an awareness of the ways society keeps African Americans down. In 2024, “wokeness” refers to “bras with weak straps.”

One of my favorite comedy bits I've ever seen was Jon Bershad putting a book away in an invisible bookcase he was sitting next to and the book just fell to the floor.

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