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it’s very charming that Biden’s dogs are so filthy and poorly behaved. that’s the American way of life, having 2 180 lbs dogs who freak the fuck out all the time. when people get nervous you’re just like “haha they’re fine they love people”

Unacceptable

"In those days people will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, but death will flee from them." -- Rev 9:6

Smoking the weed that killed Robert Baratheon.

I don’t get it, I thought the point of not shutting anything down and sacrificing half a million Americans was so that I DON’T have to get a vaccine.

We made it everybody

#NewProfilePic

Hi twitter, if this tweet gets at least one like I’ll start tweeting all of the absurd comments and shit I think about.

Gas prices are to low

I prefer a harsh truth over a kind lie every time.

Fuck I’m just gonna lean into being the chaos demon that I am

“You will never amount to anything in this galaxy while you maintain your propensity for vulgar facetiousness”

If I met god I’d spit in her face

Can’t believe I have to say this, but I met the love of my life and also one of my besties off of the interwebs, SO 🤠