who wore it better: me, david, or zoe? (hint, if it helps: one of the options is a cat)

not naming names, but I think a lot of people on this site could learn a great deal from this youtu.be/mET7WjZttCk?si…

I'm so hungry I could eat a Milwaukee M12 12-volt Lithium-lon Cordless Drill

do you think she really sees me? for, like… who I really am?

I worked* hard** for this prize*** *drank lots of beers **at 8 lakeview east dive bars ***lovely commemorative t-shirt 💙

does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Onion Earth. I think she’s a really interesting artist.

just try to imagine HIM (foolish, jester-like, clearly indicated) building THAT (beautiful, desk, scandinavian) 🤯

this book… a huge win for the pea brains (name for members of the pea fandom)

opened the blinds in my bedroom this morning to get ready for a beautiful, sunny day and immediately locked eyes with my neighbor across the alley

finally got lvl 60 summoning and can call my familiar into non-combat environments ❤️

Common Loon. insulting name for a bird. maybe the most insulting

CTA??? more like CAT! (she forgot her ventra card)

👀 👀 👀

my fireman trap (foolproof) has been set. now… we wait

pov: delivering an incorrectly mixed Potion of Immediate Meowing to your familiar, who is planning to pretend to be under its effects to avoid damaging your fragile ego. however, they’ve mistakenly meowed before taking a sip, thereby exposing their kindhearted deceit

*taps mic* is this shirt on (shirt)? i don’t know i just think this looks neat :) also, big living room mirror debut 🚨

Agnès Varda with Lena Dunham

left my bluetooth headphones in the elliptical 💔