Is everyone involved in hockey (players coaches announcers etc) Canadian or is there a specific hockey accent you adapt to when you play that just sounds Canadian

will this pay for the hotel this weekend

people who chew spearmint gum cannot be trusted

Submarine situation blowing my mind mostly because I didn’t know the Titanic sank this close to New York?? Anyone else also just assume it was in like the North Pole? How were there just massive floating icebergs in the ocean this far south

Groundbreaking analysis. Mood swings LIKELY. Can’t be totally sure though. They might be having a great time who’s to say really

Me inhaling any/all submarine related content over the past 48 hours

THE PLOT THICKENS

After 8+ loyal years on #TeamAppleWatch, I have officially converted to #TeamWhoop. No further comments or questions at this time

I think my badge picture really says it all lol.. been an unreal run at Twitter over the last 4 years filled with incredible highlights, moments, and people. Truly a dream job. Hurts to say goodbye but excited for what’s next. I’ll miss this place!!!

today I set the record for most points in the office pop a shot basketball game (no big deal), but there were no witnesses.. whats the protocol here do I make an announcement, slip it casually into conversation? people need to know! context: I know 0 people in this office lol

After 5 fateful months I FINALLY have regained access to this account.. thank you Support … I guess.. what did I miss on here ??

It feels so good to be back on here such great sports content I was missing #KNICKSTAPE

Stopped to admire my record once again and noticed someone had beaten it.. PROMPTLY beat their record once again. I’m now in a heated rivalry with this mystery person on the office pop a shot game

The correct way to eat a string cheese stick

After a silent back and forth battle with an unknown subject in the office, I have finally set a record I am confident this mystery human will be unable to achieve. Huge start to the weekend

If you update your slack status to let me know you’re eating lunch, I know we will simply never be friends

I have a slack thread notification that refuses to go away no matter how hard I try and it’s ruining my life

Yankees gotta sign Jalen Brunson to a contract once the Knicks win it all. Haven’t had a closer like him in NY since Mariano