(I’m so back)

Have you ever sliced through three fingers on a tin of fish? 0/10, Do not recommend.

I absolutely do intend to use the coercive power of the state to force the humanities upon people. All shall read Kant and despair.

When I registered voters for the 2004 election, my favorite people were the ones who said they couldn’t register so that the government couldn’t find them.

I’m not a monster

Rufodämmerung

Friedrich Schiller, Letters on the Aesthetic Education of Mankind (1795):

Big fan of hearing people cheer my kid’s name

What I like about this Adorno claim is that Kant’s philosophy quite literally set Heinrich von Kleist on the path to suicide.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.

My wife called me an internet personality. It’s so over.

the writer asked for his letter to be “put on tweeter”

Some of you have never made it out of the Phenomenology of Spirit escape room at Hegel Haus, and it shows. hegel-haus.de/escape-room

I don’t think I’m cool enough to see a musical in a blackbox theater that was written by a “collective”

We’re cute together

I know a tweet has done well when reply guys start calling each other virgins in the replies.